lembu

Part 1

Seorang pemuda yang miskin tinggal bersama seekor lembu peninggalan bapanya,kehidupannya amat daif sehinggakan nak makan pun susah.pada satu hari pemuda ni mendapat idea lalu membawa lembunya pergi ke bandar.tiba di bandar pemuda itu mula menjerit :

"sesiapa yang berjaya membuat lembu aku ni duduk aku akan bg hadiah RM1 juta,tapi kalau tidak berjaya akan didenda RM100!!!"

datang la orang ramai berpusu-pusu untuk mencuba nasib,dari yang kecik ke yg tua,yg kurus ke yang gemuk,yang lembik ke yang gagah tetapi semua x berjaya. pendapatan si pemuda ni semakin baik dari hari ke hari,dan dia berjaya mengumpul RM1 juta sehingga datang la seorang panglima yang perkasa cuba mendudukkan lembu tersebut, di hentaknya lembu tu,diterajang kakinya,ditarik supaya jatuh tetapi lembu tu tetap x nak duduk..

selepas panglima tu try datang plak sorang budak kecik nak cuba duduk kan lembu tu. semua orang gelakkan budak kecik ni, "panglima yg gagah ni pun x boleh nak dudukkan lembu ni,ko yang kecik ni plak nak dudukkan lembu ni, apa lg g la try?"kata pemuda kepada budak kecik tu.

budak kecik ni pun pusing keliling macam cari sesuatu kat lembu tu,pastu tetiba je lembu tu duduk dengan keempat2 kaki terlipat. orang ramai mula rasa pelik macam mana budak ni boleh dudukkan lembu tu,dengan selamber budak tu jawab :

"lembu ni kan lembu jantan,aku jentik je telur dia sampai senak tu yang terduduk tu!!!!"

Part 2
setelah kehilangan duit RM 1 juta kat budak kecik tu,pemuda ni rasa x puas hati,nak disqualified x boleh sebab dia x nyatakan undang2 x boleh jentik telur,
dia pun mencari idea nak kumpul balik duit RM1 juta.pemuda tu g bandar lg kali ni dia menjerit :

"sesiapa yang dapat membuat lembu aku ni geleng kepala aku bg RM 1 juta,tapi kalau tidak berjaya akan didenda RM100!!!"

orang ramai yang dengar pun cuba nasib lagi kali ni,tapi semua x berjaya gak.dapat la lg pemuda ni kumpul RM1 juta,dalam tu panglima yg gagah tu pun x puas hati coz kalah ngan budak kecik,dia pun try lagi,di tariknya tanduk lembu tu,x geleng gak,ditarik telinga lembu tu,x geleng gak, akhirnya dia give up.

budak kecik yang dah kaya ni pun datang lg nak try,"kali ni nak gelengkan kepala lembu pulak,macam mana ko nak wat,ko jentik telur dia lg pun x guna,hahahahaha" kata pemuda tu kat budak kecik tu.

macam biasa,budak kecik ni pun pusing keliling lembu tu pastu g kat kepala lembu tu,tetiba je lembu tu geleng kepala macam lembu gila.pemuda tu pun naik heran, " apa yang ko wat ngan lembu aklu?" tanya pemuda tu lg

sekali lg dengan selamber budak tu jawab "aku tanya lembu tu nak kena jentik kat telur lagi ke x?"

Part 3
pastu pemuda tu dapat satu lagi idea. dia ke bandar lagi sekali dgn lembu dia dan macam biasa dia menjerit :

'siapa yg dapat membuatkan lembu aku ketawa, akan mendapat 1 juta, tp kalau tak berjaya kena bayar 100'

dan mcm biasa ramailah yg try tapi tak berjaya sampai dia dpt kumpul 1 juta

last2 dtglah budak kecik ni balik. pemuda tadi cukup yakin yg kali ni budak ni mesti tak berjaya dan dia akan dpt menyimpan duit 1 juta tu

budak tu dgn selamba pergi mendapatkan lembu tu lalu membisikkan sesuatu di telinganya. tak semena2, lembu tu ketawa terguling2

pemuda ni dah tak tahan terus menengking budak tu :

'budak tak guna. lagi2 kau lagi2 kau, kali ni apa pulak yg kau dah buat?'

dgn selamba budak tu menjawap :

'tak de apa. aku cuma cakap kat lembu tu konek aku lagi panjang dr konek dia'

XD

so boring..

My life os boring now.. nothing seems intesting.. why it happened... i need soemthing to colour my life back.. gos, pls help me T^T

I miss ro..

I MISS RO!!! last time everyday play until sien.. but nowadays i miss it so badly.. i wanna play back my ro.. i miss my godly sniper...i miss every1 in ro.. sob T^T

Control vs. Chaos

My life recently been in total chaos, Gf problems, friend problems, money problems.. i thought it was because god abandon me.. omg! i'm sorry god, i din know actually u r trying to tell me "if u cant take this challage, u cant afford to face greater challange as businessman!".. i'm so so sorry god.. i've been a bad follower...

Actually, this is wat happened.. .... .... once upon a time.... ok, jk, actually everytime i face a problem, i would sit at quiet and dark place, thinking and try to sort out my problems. Usually i will write the problem onto a piece of paper and sort it out. After i transfer all my problems on that paper, i realise something.. i was lack of self control! No wonder my life turn out miserable XD

Back to the story, last night, i couldn't sleep, i was thinking a way to solve all this problem. And that's when i realise messages that god send to me through the problems.. >_<>

GoD, What R u Trying To Say?

My life sucks, the people from HCISB keep delaying my paperwork. How am i going to find rm 150k without a proper paperwork? I wasted 5 days of waiting

My gf, lily, is another story, she's been gone for, let say, 4 days? although i understand she never really like to reply sms but didnt answer me for 4 days straight n not picking up my call?? wat the fuck?

Fuck this and fuck that. i would like to say fuck everything but since there's still some things nice, i cant say it.

Give me a break. I need to cool down.. fasting make it even harder for me to control my emotion.. wth.. my self control reduce from 99% to 80% now. FcUk ID!

The Long Awaited Call

This morning i was still sleeping, and suddenly my phone rang. There's unknown number on the screen, nevertheless, i pick it up. It's Dr. Rasyid from HCISB. Omg! my dream is one step further now. the long awaited call from HCISB is here.. now it's time to go more than all out! Go Iftitah go! Don't do this half assed! Do your best!

Dreaming Is NOT WRONG!!!

Once upon a time.. an uncle from western come to Malaysia.. let say.. his name is Josh.. he walked and walked and walked.. and he found a nice and beautiful village.. it's so peaceful there and he love the calm situation.. suddenly something evil came into his mind.. "eh.. y not i take over this village.. then i can b a rich man here"..

When his evil mind were talking, he bumped onto a malay guy.. he was about to go out to the sea.. Josh was like =.=" when he saw that guy just use small sampan and paddle to go fishing in the vast sea as if the sea is just a small pool for that malay guy.. then, josh walked again.. this time he saw a middle age man building a house, without a plan nor nail, and he's doing it alone! Fear started to struck josh's heart.. he's thinking "wth with all these people? are they superhuman or what? Like this i cannot conquer them easily.."

Suddenly he saw a quite young guy.. he was about to climb a coconut tree, so, he kinda interested.. and therefore, a conversation occured.. ( i have to translate it to english.. dun ask me y a malay guy know english at this age, maybe he's just too great and already learn foreign language that time)

Josh : what r u doing young man?
Malay guy : I'm about to climb this coconut tree, by the way, call me Mat Jenin
Josh : *ashamed* i'm Josh, i came from Britain and would u pls tell me y would u climb that coconut tree?
Mat Jenin(MJ) : I'll get the coconut and sell it of course..
Josh : Then? What would u do with the money?
MJ : Well, since u look so interested, i would tell u my plan. I will sell the coconut and with that money, i will buy some chicks and when it grow up, i will sell it at the market. With that money, i will buy a goat and i will sell the goat milk and meat. With that money, i will buy cows and sooner or later, the number will multiply and i will be a rich man!! When i become a rich man, i will marry the beautiful princess!
Josh : *in heart* "Omg.. these people really are special one, i need to cut the bud before they grow and become a strong tree"

After that, Josh went around, telling a tale of Mat Jenin who dream big but he fall down from the coconut tree, although the real story is direct opposite where Mat Jenin actually become a successful one. One man succeed, but many others believed that NEVER DREAM BIG because you'll never achieve it..

Come on la.. If u never dream big, how will u act big? hope on luck? pray hard to god? God also said he won't help u if u dont wanna help urself.. so, start to DREAM BIG, ACT BIG, PLAY BIG